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Yo mama is so lazy... ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Her houseplants started watering themselves out of pity.

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Did You Know?

The joke works because it takes laziness to such an absurd extreme that even plants โ€” which can't actually water themselves โ€” feel sorry enough to break the laws of nature! Speaking of houseplants, some varieties like pothos and snake plants are nearly indestructible and can survive weeks of neglect. The world's oldest potted plant is a cycad at London's Kew Gardens, still thriving after 245 years.