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Yo mama is so paranoid, she's got a hilarious habit involving her own Halloween candy. Click to see just how far she takes it!

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Yo Mama's Legendary Patience

Cartoon illustration of a calm wise woman sitting on a mountain peak in meditation pose, surrounded by slow-moving glaciers with faces looking at her admiringly, taking notes on clipboards, snowy mountain landscape with ice formations and peaks in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Yo mama so patient...

She taught glaciers how to move faster.

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Did You Know?

Glaciers move incredibly slowly - typically just a few inches to a few feet per day! Some of the world's fastest-moving glaciers in Greenland can travel up to 100 feet per day, which is still only about 7 miles per year.