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Paranoid Mama Candy Check

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Yo mama is so paranoid, she's got a hilarious habit involving her own Halloween candy. Click to see just how far she takes it!

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Teacher IT Career Switch

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Why did the teacher switch careers to IT? Her classroom skills translated into tech in one surprisingly clever way!

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Wisdom Reaches Epic Levels

A cartoon mama character with glasses and a wise expression sitting at a desk, with anthropomorphic fortune cookies lined up asking for advice while taking notes, in a cozy study filled with books

Yo mama so wise...

Fortune cookies come to her for advice.

😂

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Did You Know?

Fortune cookies aren't actually Chinese - they were invented in California in the early 1900s! The cookies contain over 15,000 different fortunes, and about 3 billion fortune cookies are consumed worldwide each year. The messages inside are written by a small team of fortune writers.