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Vampires Avoid Summer Cookouts

Cartoon illustration of a nervous vampire in a black cape standing at the edge of a sunny backyard barbecue party, looking worried at a grill with stakes cooking on it, other friendly partygoers in the background enjoying the BBQ, picnic tables with checkered tablecloths, hamburgers and hot dogs on plates, daytime outdoor setting with fence and trees in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why don't vampires go to barbecues?

They don't like stakes.

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Did You Know?

The vampire-and-wooden-stake legend comes from Eastern European folklore. The original stories claimed vampires could only be defeated by driving a stake through their heart while they slept in their coffins!