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Vacuum Cleaner Gossip

A cartoon vacuum cleaner with a mischievous expression collecting gossip symbols

Why can you never confide in a vacuum cleaner?

They're always collecting dirt!

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Family Funny

Did You Know?

The phrase "collecting dirt" means gathering gossip or damaging information about someone. The first vacuum cleaner was invented in 1901 by Hubert Cecil Booth. Modern vacuum cleaners can pick up particles as small as 0.3 microns - that's 300 times smaller than the width of a human hair!