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Why did the turtle stay so calm during the thunderstorm?

Nothing ever left him shell-shocked.

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Did You Know?

"Shell-shocked" means badly rattled, and a turtle literally wears a shell, so nothing rattles him! The term originally described soldiers' stress in World War I. Real turtles can't leave their shells, since the shell is fused to their spine and ribs.