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Thermometer's Academic Ambitions

Cartoon illustration of a personified thermometer wearing a graduation cap and carrying textbooks walking across a college campus with historic buildings, students on lawn, diploma in hand, autumn university setting in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why did the thermometer go to college?

To get more degrees.

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Did You Know?

The Fahrenheit temperature scale was invented by Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit in 1724, while the Celsius scale was created by Anders Celsius in 1742. Both scientists had actual college degrees - Fahrenheit studied in Amsterdam and Celsius taught at Uppsala University!