Why was the thermometer so calm under pressure?
It never let things get too heated.
😂
Pun-derful
Did You Know?
"Heated" plays double duty here — meaning both literal temperature and getting emotionally worked up, so the thermometer staying calm despite measuring heat is the twist. Fun fact: the mercury thermometer was invented by Daniel Fahrenheit in 1714, and mercury ones are now largely banned due to toxicity concerns.