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Teacher's Pet Achievement

A proud cartoon dog wearing glasses sitting at a school desk with a perfect report card

How did the dog get all A's on its report card?

It was the teacher's pet!

😂

Morning Chuckle

Did You Know?

The term "teacher's pet" dates back to the 1920s and refers to a student who receives special favor from a teacher. Dogs are actually incredibly intelligent and can learn over 165 words, follow complex commands, and even do basic math! Some breeds, like Border Collies, are especially brilliant learners.

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