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Speed Demon Mom

A humorous cartoon illustration of a woman running backwards through a marathon course with incredible speed, while confused runners behind her wonder what she's chasing, with finish line and cheering crowds

Yo mama so fast...

She ran a marathon backwards just to see what everyone was chasing!

😂

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Did You Know?

The world record marathon time is 2:01:09, set by Eliud Kipchoge in 2018! That's an average pace of just over 4 minutes and 38 seconds per mile, which most people can't even maintain for a single mile, let alone 26.2 miles!

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