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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

It was tired of being kicked around.

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Did You Know?

"Kicked around" means both literally booted by players and figuratively mistreated or overworked, so the ball quitting because it's tired of being kicked around works on both levels. Soccer balls actually get kicked thousands of times per match, and professional match balls are replaced regularly since repeated impacts wear down their seams and air pressure over time.