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Snake Measurement System

A cartoon snake being measured with a ruler showing inches

How do you measure a snake?

In inches, they don't have feet!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

Inches and feet are both units of measurement! The joke plays on "feet" as both a measurement unit and body parts that snakes lack. The longest snake ever recorded was a reticulated python measuring over 25 feet long! Snakes have between 200-400 vertebrae in their spines, allowing incredible flexibility. There are over 3,000 species of snakes worldwide!