Why don't snails ever win races?
They always come out of their shell too late.
😂
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Did You Know?
The joke plays on "shell" sounding like it's tied to being slow and late — snails literally carry their homes on their backs. Real snails are famously sluggish, moving at about 0.03 mph, and the fastest recorded garden snail took over three minutes to cross just 13 inches!