Yo mama is so smart...
She uses a ruler to see how long she slept every night!
😂
Linguistic Brilliance
Did You Know?
"Long" means both duration of time and physical length measurable by ruler! Adults need 7-9 hours of sleep nightly for optimal health. Sleep occurs in cycles of about 90 minutes, including REM and non-REM stages. Sleep deprivation affects memory, mood, immune function, and decision-making. The world record for staying awake is 11 days, set in 1964, though such attempts are now discouraged due to health risks. Sleep tracking technology now helps people monitor actual sleep duration and quality using phone apps and wearable devices!