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Sleeping Talent Mama

A cartoon person sleeping peacefully in bed with closed eyes and Zzz symbols

Yo mama is so good at sleeping...

She can do it with her eyes closed!

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Language Lover's Delight

Did You Know?

The joke plays on the fact that everyone sleeps with their eyes closed! Humans spend about one-third of their lives sleeping. During sleep, your eyes naturally close due to relaxed muscles. REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep is when dreams occur, and your eyes actually move beneath closed eyelids. The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes!