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Yo mama is so paranoid, she's got a hilarious habit involving her own Halloween candy. Click to see just how far she takes it!

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Shadow Speed Champion

A humorous cartoon illustration of a woman running at incredible speed on a track with motion blur lines, while her confused shadow is far behind struggling to catch up, looking exhausted

Yo mama so fast...

She outran her own shadow and had to wait for it to catch up!

😂

One-Shot Wonder

Did You Know?

Shadows can never actually be outrun because they travel at the speed of light! Your shadow is formed when you block light, and since light is the fastest thing in the universe at 186,282 miles per second, no runner can beat it - not even Usain Bolt!