How does a pirate stop smoking?
He uses the patch.
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Did You Know?
"The patch" works two ways — it's both a nicotine patch for quitting smoking AND an eye patch worn by pirates! Real pirates actually wore eye patches to help their eyes adjust quickly when moving between bright deck sunlight and dark ship interiors below deck. The patch kept one eye constantly dark-adjusted for better night vision during raids and battles.