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Pirate Hook Shopping

A cartoon pirate browsing in a shop with various items displayed

Where do pirates get their hooks?

Second hand shops!

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Did You Know?

"Second hand" means both used/pre-owned and literally a second hand (the hook replacing a hand)! While pirate hooks are iconic in popular culture, historical evidence suggests most injured pirates didn't use elaborate hooks - simple prosthetics or stumps were more common. The famous hook hand became a pirate stereotype largely through fictional portrayals like Captain Hook in Peter Pan and Long John Silver in Treasure Island!