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Percussion Rest Period

Cartoon illustration of a tired drum with droopy eyes and a sleepy expression, wearing a nightcap and lying down with drumsticks scattered around it in a cozy music room

Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.

😂

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Did You Know?

Drums are among the oldest musical instruments in the world, with archaeological evidence showing they existed over 30,000 years ago!

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