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Why did the peacock get cut from the school choir?

It only wanted solos.

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Did You Know?

The joke plays on peacocks being known for showing off — they literally display their tail feathers to get attention, so naturally this peacock only wanted "solo" performances instead of singing with the group! In reality, peacocks are quite loud birds, with males producing calls that can reach up to 115 decibels. Their signature cry sounds like a loud "may-awe" and can be heard over a mile away, especially during mating season when they're trying to attract peahens.