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Pampered Cow Product

A cartoon cow relaxing in luxury being pampered at a spa

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Did You Know?

"Spoiled" means both overly indulged and gone bad! Real milk spoils when bacteria break down lactose and proteins, creating sour taste and smell. Pasteurization, invented by Louis Pasteur in 1864, heats milk to kill harmful bacteria and extend shelf life. Ultra-pasteurized milk can last months unopened, while raw milk spoils within days. The average American consumes about 18 gallons of milk annually!

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