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What has an eye that never blinks and never sees a thing?

A needle.

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Did You Know?

The "eye" of a needle is the small hole at the top where thread passes through — it's called an eye because of its oval shape, even though it can't see! The oldest known needles, made from bone and ivory, date back over 60,000 years, making them one of humanity's earliest tools. Modern sewing machine needles can pierce fabric up to 3,000 times per minute.