Dad Jokes

Mummy Vacation Anxiety

A humorous cartoon illustration of a worried mummy looking at vacation brochures while its bandages start to unravel, with a suitcase nearby and tropical paradise images in the background

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

😂

Dad Joke Classic

Did You Know?

Ancient Egyptian mummies were wrapped in linen bandages that could be up to 20 layers thick! The entire mummification process took about 70 days. The wrapping alone could use hundreds of yards of linen strips, carefully applied to preserve the body for the afterlife!

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