Why did the mattress call the police?
It got jumped.
😂
Backyard Classic
Did You Know?
"Jumped" means both "jumped on" (like kids bouncing on a bed) and "attacked" (street slang for being assaulted)! The average mattress can handle about 200 pounds of jumping force before springs start to wear out. Interestingly, mattress manufacturers recommend replacing your mattress every 7-10 years, not because of jumping, but due to accumulated dust mites and body oils that break down materials over time.