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Yo mama is so paranoid, she's got a hilarious habit involving her own Halloween candy. Click to see just how far she takes it!

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Why did the teacher switch careers to IT? Her classroom skills translated into tech in one surprisingly clever way!

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Mama Ruler Achievement

A cartoon person using a ruler on a report card full of A grades

Yo mama is so smart...

She just used a ruler to get straight A's!

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Did You Know?

A ruler makes straight lines, while "straight A's" means getting all A grades! Rulers have been used for thousands of years - ancient civilizations used measuring sticks. The modern ruler with inches or centimeters became standardized in the 1800s. The letter grade system (A, B, C, D, F) was developed at Mount Holyoke College in 1897. A 4.0 GPA means all straight A's!