One Liners

Luggage Litigation

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

😂

Travel Troubles

Did You Know?

More than 24 million pieces of luggage are mishandled by airlines each year worldwide! The good news is that over 95% of "lost" luggage is eventually returned to its owners, usually within 48 hours.

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