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Knighted Steak Title

A cartoon steak wearing a crown in a royal castle setting

What do you call a steak that's been knighted by the queen?

Sir Loin!

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Did You Know?

"Sir Loin" sounds like "sirloin" - a premium cut of beef! The sirloin comes from the rear back portion of the cow and is prized for tenderness. According to legend, King James I of England was so impressed with this cut of beef that he knighted it "Sir Loin," though food historians consider this story apocryphal. The word actually comes from French "surlonge" meaning "above the loin." British knighthood ceremonies involve the monarch tapping a sword on the recipient's shoulders!