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Horse Mayo Eating

A cartoon horse in a barn with food nearby

What do call a horse eating mayo?

Mayo neighs!

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Did You Know?

"Mayo neighs" sounds like "mayonnaise"! Mayonnaise was invented in 1756 in Mahón, Menorca, Spain, though the French claim credit. It's made by emulsifying egg yolk with oil and lemon juice or vinegar. Horses actually shouldn't eat mayonnaise - their digestive systems are designed for grass, hay, and grains. Horses communicate through neighing, whinnying, and other vocalizations. The average horse produces about 8 different vocal sounds. A horse's neigh can be heard up to a mile away!