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Why did the honeydew skip the family reunion?

It didn't want to be the melon-choly one there.

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Did You Know?

"Melon-choly" sounds like "melancholy" — meaning sad or gloomy — so this honeydew was avoiding being the downer at the party! Despite their sweet reputation, honeydew melons are actually less popular than their cantaloupe cousins in most grocery stores. The name "honeydew" comes from the sweet droplets of nectar that form on the rind when perfectly ripe.