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Hipster's Beverage Mishap

Cartoon illustration of a bearded hipster with thick-rimmed glasses and flannel shirt sitting in a trendy indie coffee shop, blowing on steaming hot coffee cup with pained expression, surrounded by vintage decor, exposed brick walls, Edison bulb lighting, vinyl records, and artisanal coffee equipment in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Did You Know?

Coffee is best enjoyed between 120-140°F for optimal flavor and safety. Freshly brewed coffee comes out around 180-185°F, hot enough to cause burns! Waiting just a few minutes makes all the difference.