30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed...

I tried it with my goldfish but it died.

Did You Know?

The joke works because goldfish are aquatic creatures that need water to breathe — taking one to bed would be fatal! In reality, goldfish can live 10-20 years with proper care, far longer than the common myth of a few weeks. They also have memories lasting months, not just seconds, and can recognize their owners' faces.