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Friday Lab Problems

Cartoon illustration of anthropomorphic atoms with faces lounging lazily in a science laboratory on Friday afternoon, while frustrated scientists look on

Why don't scientists trust atoms on Fridays?

Because they make up everything... and they're already checked out for the weekend!

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Did You Know?

Atoms are so incredibly small that a single drop of water contains approximately 1.67 sextillion atoms - that's a 1 followed by 21 zeros! If you could line up atoms side by side, it would take about 5 million hydrogen atoms to span the width of a human hair.

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