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Food Coloring Accident

A cartoon person with a worried expression holding their stomach while colorful rainbow liquid swirls around inside their transparent belly, with bottles of food coloring scattered on a kitchen counter nearby

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

😂

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Did You Know?

This pun plays on "died a little inside" (feeling emotionally hurt) and "dyed a little inside" (being colored internally). Food coloring is actually safe to consume in small amounts - it's designed for use in cooking and baking. Though swallowing a large amount might temporarily tint your mouth or other things, it won't actually dye your insides!