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Fly Sore Throat

A cartoon fly looking sick with a scarf around its neck

What do you call a fly with a sore throat?

A hoarse fly!

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Did You Know?

"Hoarse" means having a rough voice and sounds like "horse"! The horsefly is actually a real insect species known for its painful bite, completely different from common houseflies. Horseflies are among the world's fastest flying insects, reaching speeds up to 90 mph. Their painful bites come from scissor-like mouthparts that cut skin rather than piercing it like mosquitoes!

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