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Dracula No Friends

A cartoon vampire looking lonely in a dark castle

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He is a real pain in the neck!

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Did You Know?

"Pain in the neck" means annoying person, while vampires bite necks! Count Dracula was created by Bram Stoker in his 1897 novel. Vampire legends exist in nearly every culture worldwide, dating back thousands of years. The character was partially inspired by Vlad the Impaler, a 15th-century Romanian ruler. Vampire bats (real animals) only live in Central and South America and feed on blood, but rarely attack humans. Garlic, crosses, and sunlight as vampire weaknesses are modern fiction additions!