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Cow Bedtime Message

A cartoon mama cow telling a baby cow it's bedtime in a barn with a sunset visible

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture bed time!

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Did You Know?

A pasture is a field where livestock graze! Baby cows are called calves and stay close to their mothers for the first few months of life. Cows are social animals that form strong bonds with their calves and other herd members. The phrase "past your bedtime" gets a farming twist with "pasture bedtime" - perfect wordplay!