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Cosmic Relationship Problems

A cartoon astronaut in a space suit floating alone in space looking thoughtful, while Earth is visible in the distance with a sad girlfriend figure on it, surrounded by stars and planets

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed space.

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Did You Know?

Astronauts on the International Space Station orbit Earth at about 17,500 miles per hour and experience 16 sunrises and sunsets every day! The phrase "needing space" in relationships means wanting personal time or distance, but for astronauts, they literally work in the vast emptiness of space - about 254 miles above Earth!