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Yo mama is so competitive... 🏆

She races the microwave to see who finishes first.

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Lightning Round

Did You Know?

The joke works because it's absurd to compete with an appliance that literally has a timer — there's no actual race, but someone this competitive would find a way to turn anything into a contest! Microwave ovens cook food by bombarding it with electromagnetic waves at 2.45 gigahertz, causing water molecules to vibrate about 2.5 billion times per second. The first microwave oven, called the Radarange, weighed 750 pounds and cost $5,000 in 1947.