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Clock Eating Duration

A cartoon person trying to eat a large clock with knife and fork looking frustrated

How long does it take to eat a clock?

Nobody knows, it's very time consuming!

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Did You Know?

"Time consuming" means taking a lot of time, while eating a clock literally consumes time! Modern clocks contain gears, springs, circuits, and batteries - none of which are edible! The phrase "time-consuming" emerged in the mid-1900s. Obviously, you should never actually eat a clock - it would be dangerous! The world's oldest working clock is from 1386 in England's Salisbury Cathedral!

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