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Chimney Age Warning

A cartoon large chimney talking down to a small chimney on a rooftop

What did the big chimney tell the little one?

You're too young to smoke!

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Did You Know?

Chimneys "smoke" by releasing smoke from fireplaces! The phrase "too young to smoke" plays on both chimney smoke and smoking cigarettes. Chimneys have been used since Roman times to vent smoke from buildings. Modern chimneys can be over 100 feet tall! The tallest chimney in the world is the GRES-2 Power Station chimney in Kazakhstan at 1,377 feet - taller than the Empire State Building!

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