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Chef Missing Seasoning

A cartoon chef looking frustrated at an empty spice rack

Why didn't the chef season his dish?

He ran out of thyme!

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Did You Know?

"Thyme" is both an herb and sounds like "time"! Thyme has been used in cooking for over 5,000 years, with ancient Egyptians using it for embalming and ancient Greeks burning it as incense. This aromatic herb belongs to the mint family and contains over 350 species, with common thyme being the most popular culinary variety used in everything from French cuisine to Mediterranean dishes!