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Canine Exercise Tracking

A humorous cartoon illustration of a proud man walking a dog wearing a name tag that says '5 Miles,' while telling impressed neighbors about walking '5 Miles' as the dog looks content

Why did the man name his dog '5 Miles'?

So he can say he walks 5 Miles every day!

😂

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Did You Know?

Walking 5 miles burns approximately 400-500 calories depending on your weight and pace! Dogs need regular walks not just for exercise, but for mental stimulation too. Most dogs should get at least 30 minutes to 2 hours of exercise daily, depending on their breed and age!