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Calendar Factory Dismissal

A cartoon factory worker being escorted out of a calendar factory while holding a calendar page, with an angry boss pointing at missing dates on calendars and production machinery in the background

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off!

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Did You Know?

This pun works because taking "a day off" has two meanings - taking time off from work, and literally removing a day from a calendar! Calendar factories need every single day to be perfect, so an employee who literally takes days off the calendar would indeed be causing major production problems!