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Broken Tomato Repair

A cartoon person examining a cracked tomato with repair tools nearby

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!

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Did You Know?

"Paste" means both thick sauce and adhesive glue! Tomato paste is made by cooking tomatoes for several hours to reduce water content and strain out seeds and skins, creating a concentrated form that's about 6 times thicker than tomato sauce. It was first produced commercially in Italy in the early 1900s and has become a kitchen staple worldwide!