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Broke Mama Budget

A cartoon character looking distracted with attention symbols floating away from them

Yo mama is so broke...

She can't even afford to pay attention!

😂

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Did You Know?

The phrase "pay attention" has been used since the 1700s! It originally came from the idea that attention is valuable, like money, and you "pay" it to someone or something worthy. Interestingly, the human attention span has decreased in the digital age, from 12 seconds in 2000 to just 8 seconds today!