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Bovine Lawn Service

Cartoon illustration of a satisfied cow munching grass in a suburban backyard, leaving perfectly manicured lawn patterns behind it, push mower sitting unused nearby, white picket fence and house in background in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Did You Know?

Cows can eat up to 40 pounds of grass per day! They're actually very effective natural lawn mowers. A single cow can graze an acre of pasture, and their grazing patterns help promote healthy grass growth by preventing any one area from being overgrazed.

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