Yo mama is so old...
She DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
😂
Quick Wit
Did You Know?
The joke works because yo mama is so ancient, she was DJing (being a disc jockey) at the Boston Tea Party in 1773! The Boston Tea Party wasn't actually a party at all—it was a political protest where colonists dumped 342 chests of British tea into Boston Harbor. The entire "party" took about three hours and destroyed roughly 92,000 pounds of tea worth nearly $2 million in today's money.