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What did the dog say to the cat on her birthday?

“You don’t smell a day over 7!”

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The joke plays on "dog years" — the idea that dogs age 7 times faster than humans, so 1 human year equals 7 dog years! While this 7:1 ratio is a popular myth, the reality is more complex: dogs age rapidly in their first two years, then slow down. A 1-year-old dog is roughly equivalent to a 15-year-old human, not a 7-year-old. The actual aging rate also varies significantly by breed and size.