Dad Jokes

Bear's Sweet Refusal

Cartoon illustration of a cute teddy bear with a very full, round belly sitting at a dinner table, politely refusing a slice of cake with a satisfied expression

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was stuffed.

😂

Family Funny

Did You Know?

The teddy bear was named after President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt in 1902, after he refused to shoot a bear during a hunting trip!

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