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How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket!

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Did You Know?

"Rocket" sounds like "rock it" — the classic way to soothe a crying baby! Fun fact: astronauts' actual babies aren't born in space yet, but NASA has studied how microgravity might affect human reproduction for future missions.